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s decided that proper beach attire is a requirement for world domination. I conc…ere are many ways in which one could conquer the world, and I think I have thought up most of them. Today, I have decided that's what I'm going to do,-but first I have to go across the street and buy a ridiculously over-priced bathing suit. Priorities, you see. Apparently, the majority vote amongst the congregation has decided that proper beach attire is a requirement for world domination. I concur.

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Brandie Whaley

K.M. Fullerton
Jun 17, 2022

World domination required a custom made bathing suit for me, I still have it tho it hasn't fit for years, armour still...this whole piece is devastatingly gorgeous.

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K.M. Fullerton
K.M. Fullerton

Written by K.M. Fullerton

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An educator and juvenile justice advocate writing about life, love, justice, environment, and greening my grandchildren for a future I'll never see.

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